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Conker: "The squirrel."
Gregg: "Right conker the, squirre- Oh bloody hell."
lol I like it. Will never forget the short cat hating gold toothed grim reaper.
Conker: Arent you a little short to be a grim reaper?
Gregg: Well how many grim reapers have you met before, Mate? Wh...what am i supposed to look like?
Conker: yeh, thats a good point. and, well made.
Gregg: Now lets see, conker... conker ah yes, ser name?
Conker: the squirrel...
Gregg: the squirrel... th, oh bloody hell you would have to be a sodding squirrel wouldent you?
Conker: why is there a problem with that?
Gregg: well yes there is actually. its like those bloody cats such a pian in the arse... your one of these special cases.
Conker: oh, really?
Gregg: yes apparently according to the powers that be. im just doing my job! i do what im told... dont even get paid very much! Apparently. squirrels can have as meny lives as they think they can get away with... meh yeh...
Conker: oh i see, so im not dead?
Gregg: Your dead but... not quite
Conker: right well ill be of then!
Gregg: just you wait! Smart arse! You dont get out of it that easily. now the thing is that you may not be dead but that doese`nt mean you cant die. you just have a few more shall we say... Chances (meh) like cats! i hate those things! Right, distributed around you little world are these tale things... squirrels tales... if you can get them ill give you an extra chace understand?
Conker: well sounds a bit strange but okay...
Gregg: Strange? strange! well its the bet bloody deal your going to grt you little prick! Right thats it piss off! iv got some cats to see... (bloody things i hate those bloody cats...the way they meaw and they piss every where and ther shit smells just bloody awfull all over my ferniter)
THANK YOU THANK YOU THIS IS THE MOST IV EVER RITN SO THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!!!
sorry if i made you mad...
This reminds me; I've got to get my game back from my friend sometime soon...
Awesome little project though.